Why is Pittsburgh Penguins' Matt Cooke so interested in Don Brennan's package?

A common question amongst Sens fans is "Why is Pittsburgh Penguins' Matt Cooke so interested in Don Brennan's package?". In April of 2013, Don Brennan sought out to answer the question.

In the aftermath of the Matt Cooke stepping on Erik Karlsson incident, tensions were high. Senators owner Eugene Melnyk infamously launched a forensic investigation to prove that Cooke intentionally stepped on Karlsson's achilles tendon. Tensions were apparently also high in the visitor's dressing room at Scotiabank Place where Matt Cooke allegedly told the Ottawa Sun writer that he had small balls, no balls, and no penis.

Brennan took this opportunity to write one of the strangest articles about this incident which includes Brennan stating that "I will not take this opportunity to, ahem, brag about my manhood".

Melnyk was never able to prove that Matt Cooke intentionally stepped on Erik Karlsson and Don Brennan was never really able to prove why Matt Cooke was so interested in Don Brennan's package.